Ik was een tijdje geleden de P-magazine aan het lezen en er stond een site in waar leuke sms-berichten op komen te staan, dus ik dacht: ff checken die handel!
En ik moet zeggen, site is bij momenten hilarisch!
Speciaal voor jullie heb ik enkele van de leukste smsjes overgenomen zodat jullie in deze tijden van slecht weer en volledige weken werken nog eens goed kunnen lachen.

Check it out:

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it

(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

(330): So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x...
Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought:
"SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud

(207): I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my
phone as the karate kid.

(925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape
and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"

(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried

(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

(763): I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

(208): the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face.
i want her to be frigthened

(323): hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
(323): to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

(650): Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for
consumption. New low

(314): Most awkward sex ever...
(314): And im texting you in the middle.

(702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about
anal.

(416): Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!

(732): ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself?
by the time you respond ill probably have made the decision

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress?
My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(512): i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green.
i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

(910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT

(413): so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old
woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to
"oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up

(845): I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is
keeping the morning wood alive

(805): peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

Voor de geinteresseerden, de site is: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

P-Magazine... en je hebt wat te vertellen. :D

Dan nog 2 leuke filmpjes, zeker geluid opzetten!

Alleen hiervoor zou ik een Iphone kope, moest het nie zo'n bulle zijn :p
New hit-single? listen to da lyrics!

Greetz