Ik heb (toevallig) iets leuks gevonden op het wereld wijde web. En aangezien ik vond dat ik jullie dit niet kon onthouden:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up
to her andpointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next
day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me"
- That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her
and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride and than say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can
you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She
gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And
she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another
person comes and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets

Hope you like it!